I have a gopher problem
Upon returning home I discovered that gophers are destroying my front lawn. They've made nice little piles of dirt on the grass and there are holes in the grass. I bought some gopher pellets (sorry gopher-lovers) and if that doesn't work I can always try Kenny Loggins.
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I'm not sure about Kenny Loggins. I'd try a little Bill Murray.
Forget Kenny or Bill go for the Rodenator.
http://www.rodenator.com/videos.html
I have a huge gopher, bigger than those east coast gophers. It's freekin huge and it goes in a real small hole. I flooded that son of a bitch. If he has a family, they'll be muddy. It's just lookin up at me like hee hee hee